Monday, January 11, 2010

The Five Star Uterus

Dear young Sir,

As much as I have enjoyed your stay I regret to inform you of an upcoming eviction notice. Because you have been a very respectful tenant thus far I will give you warning before your final notice, followed regrettably by force able removal from the premises.

Please be advised of your upcoming due date of January 15th 2010.
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