Dearest Young Sir,
Please consider this your second past due notice. Evidently you are not complying with the agreed on terms and I have to take action. I realise at the Five Star Uterus your tastes run high. Perhaps I have made it too comfortable to expect a co operative exit. Please be advised that the greens, whole grains and imported prenatal vitamins are a thing of the past. As well do not continue to expect 9 hours of sleep and regular callundulum cream massages. Avoidance of over the counter headache relief and bright red toenail polish will no longer be listed as priority. Please be warned that intervals on a mini re bounder may ensue in the short term.
Lovingly as always,