D Day

Dear Young Sir

Thank you for your tenancy. I do however regret to inform you at this time that your 40 weeks of contracted lease space concludes today, this fifteenth day of January 2010 at 11:59 pm.

Please be advised the following complaints filed against you;

-permanent markings on the outer residence.
-expansion outside of contracted space without license.
-gas leakage resulting from unlicensed expansion.

I am prepared to waive the penalty for these infractions if you vacate the premises by the agreed on time.

Regrettably you have ten days past due to exit without leaving further evidence of your stay before I reserve the right to have you forcibly removed.

Please enjoy the remainder of your stay at the the Five Star Uterus.

Your loving landlord,

Mommy.