Ben eats standing up in his highchair. We do not like this, it is not safe and we have tried to tie him down with all sorts of things...belts and neckties included. He broke us with his perseverance and now he wins...generally with everything as his parents have half a back bone between them. Actually we choose to save our real battles for things like running with scissors, and crack...standing up in the high chair, whatev.
Anyway Ben is doing his thing standing in his chair eating his lunch...in his diaper (since he won't wear a bib and is heavily into food smearing these days). Suddenly he turns to the side of his high chair, unflaps the side of his diaper and pees over the side, all over the kitchen floor. In my shock I uttered a b list swear and then quickly apologized to Ben for my potty mouth. Ben was too busy doing his own diaper back up and finishing his lunch to notice. Is this a sign for toilet training readiness? I don't remember reading of such an example in any book!
I also fear 2009 is not the year I will be receiving my Mother of the Year award...
3 comments:
thats so funny I almost peed reading it.
This post was HILARIOUS!! Oh, the joys of raising little boys, hey? I laughed out loud and then had to share this story with Nick and Richard. You are a little stinker, Ben!
Ah the joys of toddlers. Guess he didn't want a wet diaper, Mommy! LOL
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