Sunday, April 11, 2010

An Interview With My Favorite Two Year Old


Benjamin, 32 months old.

Hi Ben. Can I ask you some questions?

Sure.

How old are you?

Five.

Are you five, or are you TWO?

No, I am five.

What is your favorite colour?

Blue. And red...and yellow. Actually ALL the colours!Oh and Bulldozers.

Where is Daddy?

He's at work.

What does Daddy do at work?

He plays with Racecars.

Does Mommy work?

Um...no. (Oh really? So your conveniently clean clothes just magically put themselves on you and your breakfast just appeared in front of you...good to know.)

What does Mommy do?

Um. I don't know. (Really? I could give you 10000 suggestions?)

What is your favorite song?

Tick Tock and Twinkle Twinkle.

INTERMISSION (while Ben sings every song he knows...)

What is your favorite food?

Meatballs and kiwi

Together?

Sure. (I'll keep that in mind)

What toys do you like to play with?

I like to play with KIDS!

Okay, with kids. What toys do you like to play with kids?

Garage and run and chase and "tiger"

Do you play these games at preschool?

Sure.

What do you want to do for a job when you are big like Daddy?

I will drive a dump truck and a bulldozer.

Do you want to be a doctor? (He is wearing the stethoscope from his Dr. kit during the interview).

Um. No.

Why are you wearing a stethoscope then?

I just like it.

What is your favorite animal?

He names every animal he can think of, starting with sheep and ending with ladybugs.

Wow. You really like animals.

Yes. I do.

Maybe you want to be a doctor for animals? That is called a veterinarian.

Um. No thanks.

What do you like to watch on TV?

Max and ruby and little bear, then I have my bottle?

Yes, after little bear you have your nap.

What we will do after my nap? (Hey...I thought I was asking the questions?!)

What do you want to do ? (I learned that from Oprah...)

Go to the tractor store.

When daddy comes home (from playing with his race cars...) we can.

Hey Ben?

Yes?

Thanks for the interview.

Your welcome.

Can I have a hug?

No.

3 comments:

CHER said...

It is good to finally know what goes on in the mind of ben...

Heather said...

oh my word hilarious!!! :) & I enjoy your comments on his comments as well ;)

Laura D. Barton-Eady said...

Ben is not only the cutest but the funniest boy I have met! And you shouldn't blame him for not knowing what mommy does, I mean if daddy's job is the ever so exciting world of playing with racecars who cares what anyone else does?

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